As Saturday approaches…

Okay, so I’m giving this tip free of charge to any husband/boyfriend/male-currently-alive-in-the-universe. You can thank me later, when your wife/girlfriend/female-currently-alive-in-the-universe isn’t mad at you.

She says she doesn’t like Valentine’s Day.  Get her something anyway.

Maybe she’s not even pretending about not liking the day.  She could be completely telling the honest truth.

But she will not be mad at you if you give her flowers.

Okay, so maybe some woman out there would be mad.  But I don’t know many females like that.  Honestly.  It’s like Pascal’s wager.

1. She says she doesn’t like Valentine’s Day but she actually does. Buy her flowers. WIN!

2. She says she doesn’t like Valentine’s Day and she actually doesn’t. Buy her flowers. Who doesn’t like getting flowers, even for some lame Hallmark holiday? WIN!

3. She says she doesn’t like Valentine’s Day, she actually doesn’t, and she’s so morally opposed to the day that it overpowers her natural female inclination to like flowers. LOSE.

I think you’re better off buying those flowers.

 

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