Joannie (reading her Jane Austen calendar): “To be fond of dancing was a certain step towards falling in love.” It’s from Pride and Prejudice.
Liza (who has never read Jane Austen): I’m not fond of dancing.
(Joannie comments about how in Austen’s time that was pretty much your only chance of talking to a guy)
Liza: I would sit on the side with my knitting. Or read a book.
Joannie: There was a character in Pride and Prejudice that did that. She was weird.
Liza: Did she set the house on fire?
Joannie: Wrong book. Wrong author.